Very rarely do I hate books. And if I do, I keep my mouth shut. Writing books is hard! But, in this case, I read a terrible book and learned enough to share. I did anonymize everything, so it is a mystery book. If you desire to know the title, it will require the purchase of ~2 beers the next time I see you in person. In the meantime, check out what I learned from this horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad book.