Books
I write books. It’s my thing. I’d stop if I could. Take a look at what I’ve published below.
The Caddywampus
Beatrice Case Files Book 2
Genre: Fiction, Cozy Mystery, Humor
In this sequel to Beatrice, Crockett and Brontë are attempting to have a quiet, murder-free honeymoon. Their plans are thwarted, however, when they arrive in a quaint German town and discover a mysterious creature is stalking the grounds of their lodging. As the week unfolds, shocking revelations come to light about the creature, the town, and the lodgers who surround them: a blustery colonel, a pugnacious writer, a dysfunctional young family, and a stately Dutch dame. Can they find out the secrets of the inn before it’s too late? Or will they fall prey to the mythic creature which stalks the woods?
Cookie Valentine and the Space Vampires from Outer Space
Genre: Humor, Satire, Parody, Sci-Fi, Thriller
The Beatrice spinoff no one asked for or wanted. “Written” by the heiress to the estate in Beatrice @badgrrlkinzay47, this novel follows the adventures of karate-orphanage graduate Cookie Valentine as she investigates the mysterious appearance of an odd woman in her Idaho town. There are explosions, vampires, and a love story. What more could you ask for?
Beatrice
Beatrice Case Files Book 1
Genre: Fiction, Cozy Mystery, Humor
Young lawyer, Crockett Cook, arrives at the decrepit Hawsfeffer Estate in rural England where he’s stunned to discover the family patriarch vanished and foul play suspected. A carnival of characters is lusting over the family fortune – a fallen nun, a truculent huntsman, an aloof arsonist, and the overly pretentious, bejeweled matriarch. With his tendency to shriek like a drunken bird in the face of danger, Crockett enlists the help of his master, Petrarch, and the family’s daughter, Brontë, to follow a trail of clues from the uncertain present through the family’s murderous and mysterious past.
Combining multiple genres, Beatrice is more than a cozy mystery - it's a laugh-filled, sleuthing extravaganza.
Also check out the Beatrice store and the forum to share your stories!
Burn
Genre: Fiction, LGBTQ, Literary
Love, loss, and hope burn bright in the second city. As lives intersect and histories unravel, a cast of colorful characters seek to find tranquility in a world of blazing drama and chaos.
Available on Kindle and Paperback
Faggit
Genre: Fiction, LGBTQ, YA, Humor
Hi, I'm Jack! This story is about me, so I hope you like it. It wasn't easy coming out as gay in my small town. There was confusion, heartbreak, a girl with a bob, tears, and laughter. It may give you a kind of sad and wondrous feeling like the inside of a frog... I guess... Maybe it's just better if you see for yourself. My best buddy, Cal, gives the story 7 stars - not sure out of how many - but it sounds good enough for a book that costs a few bucks, so you should probably check it out. Hope I see you inside!
Available on Kindle and Paperback