Two very important chats had over my break from work during Christmas.
With Ernesto:
“Do you want to go to Cracker Barrel? You’ve never been, right?”
“No, I haven’t. That’s the place with all the crap, right?”
“I mean… they have a store with country stuff, so yeah, I guess.”
“No, the food is crap.”
“I mean, it’s pretty good… It’s country food, so like potatoes and meatloaf.”
“So not seafood.”
*Long Pause* “You’ve been saying ‘crab,’ haven’t you?”
“Yes.”
On Hollywood lifestyles:
“I don’t know how celebrities do it. The Rock gets up at 4 am, works out, does a movie, it’s crazy.”
“Yeah, I read that article about Mark Wahlberg doing the same thing.”
“I wonder if people in Hollywood have some magic, like some kind of drug or something that makes them super productive like that.”
“It’s called cocaine, Tedd. Cocaine.”